What did we do last night that was yellow?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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