I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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