I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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