Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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