Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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