great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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