omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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