I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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