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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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