his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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