Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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