hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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