We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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