There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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