She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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