There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We talked him into tasing himself.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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