Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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