So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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