Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Houston, we have a squirter
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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