So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You just made me feel so damn special
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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