What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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