I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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