his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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