I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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