I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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