talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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