She's JV to your varsity
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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