Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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