Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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