we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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