Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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it's great music for shaving your balls
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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