how hairy? two words: wookie tits
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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