My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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