he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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