you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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