Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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