Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so let's talk penis.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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