If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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