I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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