I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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