She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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