Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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