and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Randomize
