is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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