I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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