Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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