I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's never too late to be topless.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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