he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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