she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I need moral support for this bender
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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