I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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