I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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