Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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