have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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