Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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